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Beneficiaries of Obamas India Visit

Most Indian news channels and newspapers are busy at present with President Obama’s visit to India with his wife Michelle. The media is working overtime to generate articles, what they ate, where he went, for which tune he danced, etc. So much that Star News is at present broadcasting a ‘Documentary’ on AIR FORCE ONE.

Wonder, who has benefited the most from Mr. President’s visit:

1) PAKISTAN: Finally realized today what an ‘ENORMOUS’ state it is. The president conveyed how much important Pakistan’s stability is for India to progress. All this while, I thought it was the other way round. Actually perhaps Mr. President meant that it is in an ENORMOUS state ….. of mess or of debt. Anyhow for the time being, Pakistan will be grinning all the way. Link 1

2) MEDIA CHANNELS: Post CWG, the media was looking out for some Sansani khabar, something that would keep the TRPs high, now Obamas visit has come to their rescue. For the next few months, Star News is most likely to repeat Michelle’s steps and Obama’s speech in their ‘Sans Bahu aur Saazish’ segment. They will dig deep in order to create a few more in-sane-sational stories about his visit. Link 2

3) OPPOSITION PARTIES: After days and days of protests against the Government on innumerable issues, the Opposition Parties, has found a new target. Yes Mr. President again and this time for not talking strongly about Pakistan’s involvement in 26/11. The Politician in question here, Mr. Rajiv Pratap Rudy has not been in the hot news for sometime now and this is just the opportunity he was looking out for. Just that the BJP was left somewhat embarrassed at the end of it all. Link 3


When BSY came knocking at SMK’s home

BSY as he is known more popularly these days came knocking at the door of SMK alias “Yes Am Krishna”. Although not very sure how Yeddy became Reddy (oops ready) to meet SMK. Being from different political parties, they have rarely been seen together. Though our Chief ‘Mine star’ decided to call it a courtesy visit inside sources say that the visit was to seek Krishna’s intervention in making BENGALOORU part of Obama’s itinerary.

Yeddy is worried that Obama might say “Barrack-ke-agalla” if he were to send him a message “Oh-Bama namma oorige!!” Aware that Krishna during his recent US visit had invited Obama to visit BENGALOORU during his INDIA visit later this year, Yeddy decided to request Krishna to use his good offices and impress upon the US President to visit namma BENGALOORU.

A worried SMK is now running helter-skelter and wants to do everything possible to ensure that BENGALOORU is part of the itinerary. When quizzed about his enthusiasm in helping Yeddy, a puzzled SMK replied that he doesn’t want to see a “Yede-uriyappa” sobbing on National TV again.